THE MEDICINE CABINET BIT ME!!

Dear Mr Medicine cabinet, I don't know what I ever did to you, but I declare you a bully.. YOU GIANT BUTTHEAD! All I was trying to do was put bandaids, of all things, inside of you YOU DIDNT HAVE TO BE A JERK! I really don't think that we are going to get a long at all. This is our first week in the new house, AND IT BIT ME! Sliced my arm open!! Really open!! It bled and bled and then bled some more... FIRST IMPRESSIONS Medicine Cabinet Dude.. FIRST IMPRESSIONS! Why I outta get 7 years bad luck, for my revenge! GRRRRRRRRRRR